A Cheesy Limerick! Plus a clever one I did not write myself, but I still love it.
A Cheesy Limerick! 


Plus a clever one I did not write myself, but I still love it.  cheesy stories
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stevewaldrop
stevewaldrop We're all stories in the end...
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I just can't let go of the limerick thing, so here is a really bad one.

A Cheesy Limerick! Plus a clever one I did not write myself, but I still love it.

The pretty young blonde felt uneasy.

The pretty young blonde felt uneasy. She wore a skirt when it was breezy.

The pretty young blonde felt uneasy. She wore a skirt when it was breezy. She strutted and strolled,

The pretty young blonde felt uneasy. She wore a skirt when it was breezy. She strutted and strolled, Yes, she was truly bold,

The pretty young blonde felt uneasy. She wore a skirt when it was breezy. She strutted and strolled, Yes, she was truly bold, But said that she felt rather freezy.

It doesn't get much cheesier than that, except for this:

And here is the truly clever one: ( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 92 + 0 .

Answer: A dozen, a gross, and a score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by seven, plus five times eleven, is nine squared and not a bit more. ---Jon Saxton (math textbook author)

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