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Presidential jokes

1. Q: Why can't Trump enter the White House? A: Because it's for Biden! (forbidden)

2. *Trump and Hilary flying in a helicopter* Trump (to Hilary ): If I drop a 10 dollar bill, then I will save 2 people Hilary: If I drop a 20 dollar bill, then I will save 5 people

Helicopter driver: If I drop both of you of this flight, I will save all of America!

3. Q: Where does the president keep his razor? A: In the cabinet!

4. If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?

5. Q: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping? A: Because he couldn't lie.

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