Journalism
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Journalism

by sparkly_satan

"Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low"

C.S. while going down in a chair

I got stabbed once... in the ass."

B.S.

"Depending on the size of the book."

J.H.

"Depending on the size of the book."

M.C.

"Depending on the size of the book!"

J.H.

"I hate you guys"

C.S.

"I'd hang my dead wives on the wall..."

"They ARE trophy wives" R.L.

"Humpty Dumpty fell off the damn wall!"

R.L.

"Why isn't nonfiction called FACTional?"

M.C.

"It's not modest" *holds knee to chest*

M.C.

"I think you need a folder, son"

C.S.

"You know... I'm just gonna assume I'm right because..."

"I always am and it's just a waste of time" C.S.

"Do not pop the bubble wrap. I will pop you."

R.L.

"Crank the crap out of it."

R.L.

"And here is my baby."

R.L. taking out a small bag

"Why is your baby in a bag?"

J.H.

"When will my photos return from war?"

C.S. while trying to send her photos to her computer and failing miserably.

"What do you call those police officers with the horsies?"

C.S.

"October Awareness Month" R.L.

"Spooky Awareness Month" C.S.

"She's not your standard, normal, average child."

R.L.

This class has been completed.

Thanks for reading! (:

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bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
10 months agoReply
I id not comment. I love these. people provide their own parodies. I also wanted to tell you a story. It is vaguely related to your elderly prostitute byline. One of the places I was stationed in the Army was a place called Kaiserslautern. The prostitutes lined up on the street that led to the main gate from the Army mortuary. The prettiest and youngest were adjacent to the main gate exit they followed in descending order down to the mortuary. The ones close to the gate were called "Front Gate Giselle" The 2 or 3 who remained way too long in the business and subsequently stood adjacent to the mortuary and were called, "Mortuary Mary".

HousecatBronze CommaA small kitten in a big world
a year agoReply
Beautiful and hilarious as always *tips top hat*