He stared back with his cold, blood red eyes and said, solemnly, "Settle down son

- Ah? Attads, friend

"Boy, you don't want this movie", the old man said

Shrek Jr

"DONKEH" sherk yelled thru hiz slimey green teeth

He loved Shrek deeply, even though he bothered him all the time

[unique and funny fics

Shrek: OH what a load of shit! (picks up Fiona's entire hospital bed

In an overtly cartoony fashion, the two began tearing down the slope

Shrek loicked a barrel

Me along with Shrek and the gang are doing afew things that we've seen in Jackass the Movie

"Do you gotta go?" Farkle asked

Shrek, however, was terrified beyond belief

Shrek: (Puts on "Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth

Donkey remained ass down, and sighed, lowering his ears

Shrek: (looks down and snarls at him)

That was another lie; they were a two days walk away

L'Âne se tape un petit blues quelques temps après l'aventure, et va chercher un peu de réconfort auprès du chat Potté

Shrek: are you mocking me?

Donkey sat up, gyrating strongly against Shrek's cheap knickers