One day, Sans was sitting on his couch watching naruto, when a knock came upon his door. Sans gets up to answer the door.
"Sans, I really need your help!"
It was Tony the tiger, standing in the doorway
"Tony! what's wrong?" sans asked, inviting Tony inside his home.
"It's nothing, now that i'm with you, i feel the safest in the world UWU." Tony nuzzles Sans into the couch and they begin to cuddle...
It was but ten minutes until another knock comes upon Sans' door...
" TONY!!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!! OPEN THE DOOR!!!" booms a voice from behind the door. the colour disappears from Tony's face, he quickly begins to collect his clothes from the floor.
" IF YOU DON'T OPEN THE DOOR IN TEN SECONDS, IM COMING INSIDE!! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!!@#!"
The door explodes open and there stands Toucan Sam, bearing the infinity gauntlet. Sam's gaze goes to Sans' massive thing...
" WERE YOU HAVING SEX WITH SANS", Toucan sam snaps his fingers and Tony and Sans disappear into thin air. Toucan sam materializes a gun and blows his brain onto the walls.