Cupid: Welcome! TO THIS SITE :D
Cyber: *facepalm* What sorry excuse for a story site have we found today?
Blood: I hate it
Cyber: Actually wait if he hates it then I love it- This is an amazing site!!!
Sass: Can't we just stick to Quotev-
Soul: We can never go back.
Rebel: Not after... the incident...
Cupid: Wait what incident?
Blood: Good job ruining the skit, you gay marshmallow
Cupid: That wasn't even an insult- you were just listing two things about me-
Blood: The apparently only good things <.<
Verse: What are the good things about me?
Blood: *counting on his fingers* Nothing-
Verse: ;-; how crude...
Cyber: Anyway... reader... you've been tasked with a mission! You have to ask us a question or give us a dare
Cupid: Though we update regularly anyway so don't worry if you can't think of something because chances are we will :D
Blood: It will just be slow. And sad.
Cyber: Like cooking a hot pocket; it's gonna take too long and still be disappointing...
Verse: And yet somehow scalding?
Blood: Yep because we're all going to hell
Cyber: *claps hands* Wonderful...