An Ode to My Crush
An Ode to My Crush stories
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ryleecat
ryleecatLove to write, poetry is my fav. ; )
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An Ode to My Crush

by ryleecat

My dear crush-

Here I thank you,

For making my face red as a strawberry everytime I see you.

Here I thank you,

For making me humiliate myself by stuttering and tripping.

Here I thank you,

For telling everyone I look like a walrus.

Here I thank you,

For making fun of me when you heard I liked you.

Here I thank you,

For turning all my friends against me when I said no to sex.

Again,

Please allow me to say thank you,

for ruining my life.

Because it helped me to realise

That if you truly did all those terrible things,

you don't deserve to be my crush

And that if you managed to turn all my friends against me,

They probably weren't ever really my friends.

So thanks I guess.

But not really...

Because you still ruined my life.

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