Rose Tico

@rosetico

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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
All the single ladies!
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
For a minute today I thought I had the force
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
*In Jedi Academy*
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
C3PO just told me the odds of me and Finn getting together
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
I’m worried about Rey
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
Hey Kylie, remind me why you’re so bitter?
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
What do you mean that’s not how the force works?
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
Finn and I went to the rodeo on the weekend
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
I put the hot in Hoth
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
Thunder
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
I will go up to the high-waisted pant man and say, “Hello
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
Me: “The binary sunsets are really beautiful tonight
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
Thunder
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
My starship is incomplete, I’m missing a tail FINN
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
The difference between being Finn’s girlfriend and girl friend is a little space we call the friendzone
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
Time for some of that good old-fashioned techie humour!
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
Kylo got friendzoned by Rey so he went and murdered a bunch of people
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
Hey yah know how in maths,
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
I adore General Organa, but she sucks at relationships
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Rose Tico . 7 years ago
Another Valentine’s Day past
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