Josh Dun knocked on the door of the house. There were vultures perched on the roof of this one, this house. At the door came one very yellow Tyler Joseph (We was covered in yellow tape. We don't ask questions). They did their handshake [hey I actually tried to do that once and broke my friend's wrist].
Tyler opened the door. "Oh, Josh, look. I got a new pet." Josh sighed. "I swear to Blurryface, if its a Pop Tart again..." "It's a cheetah, Jishwa. Look." Josh looked down the basement stairs. There was a cheetah.
"Tyler, why would you get a cheetah?" "It makes beats." Josh did a facepalm. "At least you didn't name it." Tyler grinned. "I named it Jason. Jason Statham."
[I wouldnt be surprised to find a Pop Tart in Tyler's house that had a name and its very own food bowl to be honest]