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A new series: "Men & women are not the same. Equality is BS"

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ALSO, photos from when I was 21 at the end.

Rosarlei spills hot tea on his crotch (II)

I am going to start a new series that I am sure will bring a LOT of value to all of you.

The punch line is:

The punch line is: Men & women are not the same.

&

Equality is BS

Look,

Look, losers and resentful idiots have been feeding you BAD data to fit their agenda.

Mine is very simple:

Mine is very simple: I want to go to a bar and not cringe every time I see and hear people trying to get laid.

I know that sounds arty and pretentious... but you can judge for yourself whether I know what I am saying or if I am just full of shit.

But it's because I will put my money where my mouth is. Plus, I love men and women and I get a high from watching others succeed.

That's not true...

Right NOW: I worship the POTENTIAL inside of women, and I am willing to tolerate some men.

I get a high when I watch authentic people succeed.

I want to: Get you all (properly) laid.

I retired 7 years ago, and it is time that I share my insights.

I will make a promise to you today:

I will make a promise to you today: This information will change your life forever.

100 years from now, you'll be attending my funeral because you'll want to thank my family personally for what I will share with you in the upcoming series.

Let's get started:

Chapter 1: My first GF

I had my first GF when I was 8.

I had my first GF when I was 8. That means that your dad was figuring out how to talk to your mom,

I had my first GF when I was 8. That means that your dad was figuring out how to talk to your mom, while I played "House" with the neighbours daughter.

And btw, this is no relationship advice. I can not give relationship advice because I clearly do not understand them...

at all.

Back to the story:

the neighbours daughter

I was in love with this girl, but she was kind of rough around the edges.

After dating for about 2 weeks,

After dating for about 2 weeks, (which is the equivalent to a two year relationship in your 20's)

After dating for about 2 weeks, (which is the equivalent to a two year relationship in your 20's)... things had changed.

The sparks were not flying

She began to let herself go...

One day she decided to make me a drawing of two little birds kissing one another...

Not cool.

Not only was it cheesy,

Not only was it cheesy, it was pretty bad art tbh...

This attempt to revive the flame only pushed me away

What was my GF's mistake?

Eventually, I will talk about why women should never, EVER, court a guy or make them cheesy things.

We'll have to get into that at some point. But that is not the lesson here.

We'll have to get into that at some point. But that is not the lesson here. The lesson here is:

To this day,

To this day, I can still remember

how bad

her breath smelled.

I know...I will give my life away to the woman I love...

So long as she does not have bad breath.

What is coming in the next chapter? The next one will pick up where this one left and go into the first time I "picked up"a girl at a party (age 11)

we'll talk about why there is no such thing as "Picking up" a girl. Any guy that thinks they "pick up" girls are stupid.

Whether you are a dude or a duderette, 12 - 45, you'll get good info on the next instalment of these series

Couple of photos from my FB (2007)

That's right. A PINK Polo shirt. That is how many fucks I gave at that age.

I wonder what on earth I was thinking about...

I was clearly drunk at that point...*shudders*

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