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rosarlei
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Here you go, you deserve my absolute best ❤️

Prompt given to me was:
"Gardyloo" Used by people in medieval Scotland to warn passers-by of waste about to be thrown from a window into the street below.

A Queen?

A Queen?

A Queen? Baby,

A Queen? Baby, you are lucky to wear jeans.

A Queen? Baby, you are lucky to wear jeans. Best wait till you're Eighteen,

A Queen? Baby, you are lucky to wear jeans. Best wait till you're Eighteen, before you try to eat

A Queen? Baby, you are lucky to wear jeans. Best wait till you're Eighteen, before you try to eat from THAT cuisine.

More like a mean teen,

More like a mean teen, about to get hanged

More like a mean teen, about to get hanged to dry clean.

You said something about my dreams?

You said something about my dreams? Look, my dreams ain't trees

but a bunch of Marines

but a bunch of Marines Counterpunch-Stubborn

but a bunch of Marines Counterpunch-Stubborn as Teens!

And something about me trying to rise above my place?

Wait, did you use the "rise above" TWICE?!

Girl, best hold on

to this floating deVICE.

Because I'm about to flush you

And feed you this nut

And feed you this nut of Carolina All-SPICE.

You say my pride is snide? I'm not a Jekyll but a Hyde? That I want a throne?

You say my pride is snide? I'm not a Jekyll but a Hyde? That I want a throne? You must be tripping...

You say my pride is snide? I'm not a Jekyll but a Hyde? That I want a throne? You must be tripping... Go take a walk down to: www.commafultips.com

I made that website for free dead set and hopping you'd get better So I could have something To look forward to.

Now let's get started

I don't a need a throne

I don't a need a throne Which is why mine was burned.

I don't a need a throne Which is why mine was burned. I'm more comfortable

I don't a need a throne Which is why mine was burned. I'm more comfortable In the shadows,

I don't a need a throne Which is why mine was burned. I'm more comfortable In the shadows, spinning webs

I don't a need a throne Which is why mine was burned. I'm more comfortable In the shadows, spinning webs Against those who venture

I don't a need a throne Which is why mine was burned. I'm more comfortable In the shadows, spinning webs Against those who venture Far into the reds.

And if you want to be a queen

And if you want to be a queen I'll promote you.

And if you want to be a queen I'll promote you. Because when the revolution comes

And if you want to be a queen I'll promote you. Because when the revolution comes whose skin you think

And if you want to be a queen I'll promote you. Because when the revolution comes whose skin you think they'll use to make the drums?

So gtfo,

So gtfo, because your messing

So gtfo, because your messing with the G.O.A.T

So gtfo, because your messing with the G.O.A.T The King

So gtfo, because your messing with the G.O.A.T The King The Wizard

So gtfo, because your messing with the G.O.A.T The King The Wizard The Formatting Master

So gtfo, because your messing with the G.O.A.T The King The Wizard The Formatting Master And now:

So gtfo, because your messing with the G.O.A.T The King The Wizard The Formatting Master And now: Rapper of Disaster.

When the headlines read:

"Dude smacks a 15 year old Kid!!!"

I'll put on this wig!

Because how many dudes

Because how many dudes have you ever seen

Because how many dudes have you ever seen who look this hot

while taking a pee?

And so here comes my GARDYLOO ^^

Flush once...

Flush once... Flush twice...

Flush once... Flush twice... SIKED!

Better duck!

Better duck! Cuz you about to pay the price!

I'm not water

I'm not water but ICE

And you my queen,

And you my queen, Your still choking on that All Spice

And you my queen, Your still choking on that All Spice...NUT

And you my queen, Your still choking on that All Spice...NUT Cuz nutz

And you my queen, Your still choking on that All Spice...NUT Cuz nutz like butts

And you my queen, Your still choking on that All Spice...NUT Cuz nutz like butts Will never cut

Not unless you have the guts

Not unless you have the guts To get a haircut

Not unless you have the guts To get a haircut And finally let go

Not unless you have the guts To get a haircut And finally let go of the prerogative

Not unless you have the guts To get a haircut And finally let go of the prerogative that's demonstrative

of being provocative.

I should stop now...

Let's do like a librarian and Book it....

Let's do like a librarian and Book...worm!

Let's do like a librarian and Book...worm! You are nothing but the norm.

Let's do like a librarian and Book...worm! You are nothing but the norm. An Old Woman's Tale

Let's do like a librarian and Book...worm! You are nothing but the norm. An Old Woman's Tale Destined to be nailed

Let's do like a librarian and Book...worm! You are nothing but the norm. An Old Woman's Tale Destined to be nailed On to a tiny cross

Let's do like a librarian and Book...worm! You are nothing but the norm. An Old Woman's Tale Destined to be nailed On to a tiny cross Along with all your albatross.

I'm done now and I hope you had enough.

You see,

You see, the genius of my credence

You see, the genius of my credence is to put forth realness

You see, the genius of my credence is to put forth realness over meanness.

So I'll stop now and

So I'll stop now and Tuck away my penis

So I'll stop now and Tuck away my penis Hopefully tomorrow

So I'll stop now and Tuck away my penis Hopefully tomorrow You'll be having more

than just these peanuts

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