Twas the night before christmas, all were about, getting ready for tomorrow without a doubt.
But one little elf, the smallest of all
had a different plan to help santa with his one night haul.
The naughty list biggest of all
had kids needing a lesson this fall,
Coal was no good for naughty kids
no, not at all.
For this year the presents would be death to deck the halls an' red snow falls before dawn.
Now into the night the elf takes flight ready to fix the naughty list this christmas night.
With crimson eyes and heart of coal the elf of Christmas death giggles with bloody delight.
Rotten Johnny and Angry Peter and all of the others who were no good either, lay peacefully asleep with sugar cookies dancing in their dreams this christmas eve
no idea what was to befall them this night, death would consume them but not before they felt such fright.
On Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen on Comet on Cupid on Donner and Blitzen, bring forth the end of those naughty girls and boys make them wish they were not naughty this year.
crush their hopes and brains into tiny grains, watch their life snap away as jingle bells start to play.
Naughty boys and girls, it's the littlest elf that will curse your souls, he knows how to deal with you so do make sure you don't make HIS list or then that's it.
Remember, Santa checks his list, he checks it twice, you better be sure you are not naughty but nice, for Santa Claus can't help his blood hungry elfs tonight.