This should make you smile (funny jokes) @ri

Child: I don’t want to go to school anymore! Dad: Why? Hard work never killed anyone. Child: Ya, I don’t want to be it’s first victim.

What kind of key opens bananas? Monkeys

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A PorkChop

What is the pirate’s favorite letter in the alphabet? X... That’s where the treasure is!