If you see someone without a smile give them one of yours. (Funny Jokes) @ri

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.