The Ultimate Demigod Weapon

Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are blue

Roses are red Violets are blue A Celestial Bronze lightsaber

Roses are red Violets are blue A Celestial Bronze lightsaber Admit it, that would be pretty cool

It would defeat monsters, and make the lightsaber sound

It would defeat monsters, and make the lightsaber sound This weapon is unbeatable, it would put Giants back underground

This weapon is so awesome, it's way cooler than Malcolm

This weapon is so awesome, it's way cooler than Malcolm He'd never say it, but we all know this genius idea is something he can't fathom

This is why I, Leo Valdez, is obviously the best

This is why I, Leo Valdez, is obviously the best Wise Boy tried to say differently, but I beat his test

So there you have it, folks, that's the ultimate demigod weapon

So there you have it, folks, that's the ultimate demigod weapon Now all we have to do is wait for Malcolm's confession

So there you have it, folks, that's the ultimate demigod weapon Now all we have to do is wait for Malcolm's confession That Team Leo is better, and it always will be

So there you have it, folks, that's the ultimate demigod weapon Now all we have to do is wait for Malcolm's confession That Team Leo is better, and it always will be So join it today, and I'll make you a weapon for free :)