Chocolate Mountain

On a dark drippy mountain, far to the west

There lived a young boy who was quite blessed,

You see he lived on a mountain made of chocolate that had all the kinds you could desire

Dark chocolate trees, milk chocolate peaks, that only seemed to reach higher and higher,

The boy spent his winter in absolute delight,

He would munch on the creamy goodness day into the night,

Bite after bite he indulged in his massive treat,

Until the Summer came and the mountain melted in the heat,

The chocolate withered away remnants coking the ground,

The boys crying and yelling over his lost chocolate was quite a horrid sound,

A passerby heard, whom happened to be carrying candies from his town,

He rushed to the boy, giving him a small piece of his goods,

But not satisfied with the tiny portion, the boy tossed it to the woods,

The stranger scoffed at the boys ungrateful ways,

He left him there stranded for the rest of the boy's days

For the young boy was too big to stand on his own two

And if you eat a lot of chocolate, you will be too