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useless news #2

WELCOME BACK TO USELESS NEWS. IM YOUR HOST real_poet, ONTO WEATHER WITH THE NEW WEATHER MAN / ( 0,0)

who is the new weather man / ( 0,0)

um, I am \ (*-*)

ok tell us about the weather / ( 0,0)

what's weather \ (*-*)

. . . weather is, just tell us what it looks like outside / ( 0,0)

ok then, its fire outside \ (*-*)

what do you mean / ( 0,0)

there's fire outside \ (*-*)

what the. . . / ( 0,0)

*looks outside* holy shi- / ( 0,0)

#@%Q&(*^%&Q^%%^&%&^%(&*^#*&%^@&*^*#&%^&#^(*&%^*&#^@&*%^*&^&^*&^#&*%^&*#@^%&*^@#&*^(^%^^&(*%&^#*&%^@&*#^%&#^%* technical difficulties *&%*%*%%&%%^*%*^%*^&%%(@^#&%*^&#*@^%&^#%&*(^%$$$(*^%&#*@^%&#^%&*#^%&*#^@%&*%*&%&%%*&^%^&%^*%*^&%*^%*^%*^%%*&%*^&%^&%^&*%&^%*%$%$&^$%&$$%&$%&$%^$%^$()*

OK the fire was dealt with / ( 0,0)

no its not, theres some fire left still \ (*-*)

where / ( 0,0)

your back \ (*-*)

fu- / ( 0,0)

#@%Q&(*^%&Q^%%^&%&^%(&*^#*&%^@&*^*#&%^&#^(*&%^*&#^@&*%^*&^&^*&^#&*%^&*#@^%&*^@#&*^(^%^^&(*%&^#*&%^@&*#^%&#^%* technical difficulties *&%*%*%%&%%^*%*^%*^&%%(@^#&%*^&#*@^%&^#%&*(^%$$$(*^%&#*@^%&#^%&*#^%&*#^@%&*%*&%&%%*&^%^&%^*%*^&%*^%*^%*^%%*&%*^&%^&%^&*%&^%*%$%$&^$%&$$%&$%&$%^$%^$()*

now there is no fire left, so what is the weather today / ( 0,0)

By my calculations, a meteorite will crash down on our studio in two minuets \ (*-*)

what the. . . / ( 0,0)

yep \ (*-*)

that is, if it doesn't burn up on entry to the atmosphere \ (*-*)

don't make me / _____ ( -,-)-/

fine, the weather is acid rain \ (*-*)

*BANG*

LIER / ( 0,0)

*ahem* now onto the reporter / ( 0,0)

IM OUTSIDE / (((o-o)))

WE KNOW / ( 0,0)

OK / (((o-o)))

ok what can you report / ( 0,0)

GLOBAL WARMING IS A LIE / (((o-o)))

your Fir- / ( 0,0)

dont make me come to your house / (((o-o)))︻╦̵̵̿╤───

do you want a raise / ( 0,0)

thanks / (((o-o)))

so tell us your report / ( 0,0)

GLOBAL WARMING IS A LIE / (((o-o)))

no its not / ( 0,0)

(((o-o)))︻╦̵̵̿╤───

you herd it here first folks, global warming is a lie / ( 0,0)

thanks for watching and goodbye / ( 0,0)

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