Sometimes it seems that the impossible happens more often than not. For example, many believed it was impossible for a villain from an 80’s movie to become President of the United States.
And that movie villain\President thought it was impossible for his hands to disappear one day and return the next. But these things do happen.
One of these things happened on the morning of March 15, 2019.
“Melania!” Trump yelled. “They’re back! My hands are back!” To prove this point, Trump slapped his wife’s ass while it was presented upwards in her downward dog.
“They’re always in the last place you look,” Melania said. “I came up with that.”
Trump showered and dressed, then entered the Oval Office, preparing to sign Executive Order 100,000. As it so happened, Barack Obama was one of the few invited to witness the historic signing.
Barack looked sheepish for a moment, but then his spine stiffened, and he called out, begging Trump not to go through with the order.
But his cries fell on deaf ears, for after the return of his hands, Trump felt that nothing could stop him.
And so, that is how the world came to its end. It may seem far-fetched.
Of course, it is highly unlikely that anyone, even Barack Obama, would find two hands in his oatmeal, and that those hands would belong to Donald Trump.
Even more impossible is the idea that those hands could get up and walk around, or that they could take the forms of incredibly recognizable politicians Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.
And what are the odds that those hands could then reattach themselves to their arms without any sort of surgical intervention? It is preposterous.
And yet, you must admit, there is some truth in this story. These things do happen. Rarely, I’ll admit— but they do happen.