How's it going?
Your son's just dying here in college, no biggie.
Anyways, I'm just writing down a short little memo here. How's everyone? Being dumb again, I feel?
No one died or anything, right? Cuz' that'll be a quick turn for the worst, ain't it?
Like that time I went to auntie's and wrecked the car. I didn't even have a license, why'd you let me drive?
Those were good times, I loved the reaction on everyone's face. Well... not mine after the massive beating ya gave me. I'll drive an auto next time...
Anyways, progress report in college! Classes are boring and the teacher's nice, I guess. I'll study, no worries. But holy smokes was there this good looking chick down the hall, Dad.
Wait, why am I talking about her here? I should erasa, I don't have an eraserr. Dangit, I'll just email ya when you get this. DON'T MENTION HER, DAD. please
(where was this even going)