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The day they took the cows. Written for daily prompt, “cows”.

The Moo Landing

Why the cows? That was the question on everyone’s mind when they took them.

There were so many desirable things on earth:

There were so many desirable things on earth: Gold

There were so many desirable things on earth: Gold Oil

There were so many desirable things on earth: Gold Oil Gucci shoes

Why did they want the cows so badly?

Why did they want the cows so badly? To have an intergalactic barbecue?

Anyway, no one asks very much now. Not after the Cattle Farmers’ Revolt of 2188.

Everyone just keeps their head down and eats chicken.

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