Once there was a man In a crusty barn
He yelled damn When he noticed he was harmed
A girl came After hearing his pain
He asked "What's your name?" It was his new maid
She said "Hi, My name is Lauren"
She was pretty, that wasn't a lie "Have you fallen?"
He said "I am fine, What are you doing here?"
He then thought "Is she mine?" She answered "Right"
Cause he said that outloud
And then both of them died.