Marlene: I don’t want you to think that Dorcas and I are dating, because we’re not
Marlene: I don’t want you to think that Dorcas and I are dating, because we’re not dating stories
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Marlene: I don’t want you to think that Dorcas and I are dating, because we’re not

That was purely accidental intercourse

Mary: You had intercourse accidentally? What were you trying to do, Marls?

Marlene: I was returning a book

Mary: And your trousers fell off?

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