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At the request of @soothrain, a poem about myself where nothing is true. It made me think 🤔

This Is Not The Rick You’re Looking For

I am perfect.

I am perfect. I make no mistakes.

I am perfect. I make no mistakes. I am not happy,

I am perfect. I make no mistakes. I am not happy, and I’ve never been depressed.

If there’s one thing I believe,

If there’s one thing I believe, it’s there will never be peace.

If there’s one thing I believe, it’s there will never be peace. I know I know everything

If there’s one thing I believe, it’s there will never be peace. I know I know everything because I’m simply the best.

Man, I just want to put this out there too.

Man, I just want to put this out there too. I HATE music.

Man, I just want to put this out there too. I HATE music. Make it stop please!!!

You know something else?

You know something else? I believe in Santa Claus.

You know something else? I believe in Santa Claus. I’m completely closed minded.

You know something else? I believe in Santa Claus. I’m completely closed minded. I think pink is only for girls.

What I despise more than anything

What I despise more than anything is my girlfriend.

What I despise more than anything is my girlfriend. I wish I hadn’t married her.

What I despise more than anything is my girlfriend. I wish I hadn’t married her. I never want to see her again.

I love that I’m unselfish.

I love that I’m unselfish. I don’t even strive to change.

I love that I’m unselfish. I don’t even strive to change. Also I’ve never hurt anyone.

I love that I’m unselfish. I don’t even strive to change. Also I’ve never hurt anyone. No regrets. I deserve only praise.

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