"I have to use the bathroom right now," growled Mathew.
"Shut up," snapped Evangeline. "You can't. If you go outside, you'll get captured by Knoxies."
Mathew looked at his big sister with so much rage. It's like he was gonna strangle her right then and there in their mom's big walk-in closet.
"I hate this game, I hate this game, I hate this game," growled Mathew.
"Too bad," said his sister. "I'm the biggest, I have the power. So if I wanna play Anne Frank, that's what we have to do."
"I want the Knoxies to kill me. I don't care," whined Mathew.
Evangeline sneezed into a pile of her mom's yoga pants. Then she said very seriously, "Mathew, if you leave this secret attic and are captured by Knoxies, I'll tell dad -- dad -- what I saw you doing in your room last night."
Mathew wasn't sure if Evangeline actually saw anything. But what if she did actually see something?
"Fuck you," Mathew sneered.
"Mathew," Evangeline replied. "We shan't fight. We're in the middle of a war. Hitter -- the Knoxies -- they all want to gas us. We have to come together for this moment."
To Evangeline's supposedly rousing speech, Mathew replied, "I'm gonna pee on you."