Russell really hates the sun.
It's too bright, It's too light, It isn't fun.
After school, the kids play in the sunny park.
But Russell plays in the scary dark.
He plays first-person shooter games on his parent's iPad, He plays the "War on Terror" with invisible soldiers.
Says Russell : "I'm gonna blow up the sun when I'm older."
Russell's parents think one day his hatred for the sun will dim. Asks his mom: "Well, what kind of bride will want someone who will never ever take them outside?"
Ah, but Russell doesn't want a bride... He wants a husband!