There was once a girl named Beth.
All she wished for was death.
She hated farting, she hated drinking.
She hated pooping, she hated peeing.
But no one
(not her mom, dad, or best friend Drew)
would make her wish come true.
So what did Beth do?
She screamed: "Mom, take me to the mall and buy me snuggly socks and sparkly shoes!"