Ramphastos brevis
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playdodo3
playdodo3 The lyrebird of memes.
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Ramphastos brevis

Yes, the title is the scientific name of choco toucan. Deal with it you wimp.

You know how a ton of posts have this system of 'Get this to {Insert Number} likes for Part 3!'?

Because I'm a weirdo, I might as well make the complete opposite.

Get this post to 5 likes and this bird will be under your bed tonight.

Wait, that's more of a good thing, isn't it?

I mean, it's a free exotic pet.

Alright, lemme try again.

Don't like this post or this massive million year old seabird will be under your bed tonight.

Yeah, I guess that's better. Only issue is it being able to fit under your bed.

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