My love for you is like...
a King Edward potato kind of lumpy with brown patches.
My love for you is like...
a Brussel sprout it's mostly green and... takes a long time to cook.
My love for you is like...
a second-hand tambourine with most of the metal jingles in place but one or two missing because that's just stock-standard for second-hand tambourines these days.
My love for you is like...
a cow.
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