I spied her in a farmer's field
I spied her in a farmer's field her beauty struck me dumb
I spied her in a farmer's field her beauty struck me dumb in dungarees of ocean blue
I spied her in a farmer's field her beauty struck me dumb in dungarees of ocean blue that clung upon her bum
she played the shy and silent type
she played the shy and silent type but looked so very coy
she played the shy and silent type but looked so very coy beneath her floppy burlap hat
she played the shy and silent type but looked so very coy beneath her floppy burlap hat she glowed with rustic joy
I held her by a straw-like hand
I held her by a straw-like hand and wrenched her from her pole
I held her by a straw-like hand and wrenched her from her pole and as the crows looked on with glee
I held her by a straw-like hand and wrenched her from her pole and as the crows looked on with glee I took her for a stroll
from field to field we skipped in love
from field to field we skipped in love and danced a sunny jig
from field to field we skipped in love and danced a sunny jig but as we flitted through a hedge
from field to field we skipped in love and danced a sunny jig but as we flitted through a hedge I ripped her on a twig
I screamed out loud as stuffing fell
I screamed out loud as stuffing fell she spilled her golden hay
I screamed out loud as stuffing fell she spilled her golden hay then terror struck, a horse ate her
I screamed out loud as stuffing fell she spilled her golden hay then terror struck, a horse ate her and neighed an evil neigh
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