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DISCLAIMER: Some/all of these quotes may be accurate, but are labeled as 'inaccurate' so I don't get turned into a dolphin. Thank you.

~Olympian Incorrect Quotes~

~Olympian Incorrect Quotes~ Hello demis, and welcome back to this week's episode of Olympian Incorrect Quotes! You all asked for it, so here it is!

DISCLAIMER:

DISCLAIMER: Some/all of these quotes may be accurate, but are labeled as 'inaccurate' so I don't get turned into a dolphin. Thank you.

Dionysus: Alright, so Aphrodite asked me to test some beauty products for her, starting with this hairspray.

Dionysus: Alright, so Aphrodite asked me to test some beauty products for her, starting with this hairspray. Dionysus: *sprays it into his mouth*

Dionysus: Alright, so Aphrodite asked me to test some beauty products for her, starting with this hairspray. Dionysus: *sprays it into his mouth* Dionysus: Right off the bat I can tell you this one isn't good-

Hades: FOUR MONTHS-

Hades: FOUR MONTHS- Athena: What's wrong with him?

Hades: FOUR MONTHS- Athena: What's wrong with him? Persephone, suppressing giggles: It's nothing really...

Hades: FOUR MONTHS- Athena: What's wrong with him? Persephone, suppressing giggles: It's nothing really... Hades: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

Hades: I'm 50% lethal, 50% funny, and 100% scoundrel.

Hades: I'm 50% lethal, 50% funny, and 100% scoundrel. Apollo: That adds up to 200%-

Hades: I'm 50% lethal, 50% funny, and 100% scoundrel. Apollo: That adds up to 200%- Hades: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

Artemis: You have to be there at 7:45 sharp.

Artemis: You have to be there at 7:45 sharp. Apollo: Or is it 7:46 flat?

Artemis: You have to be there at 7:45 sharp. Apollo: Or is it 7:46 flat? Artemis:...

Artemis: You have to be there at 7:45 sharp. Apollo: Or is it 7:46 flat? Artemis:... Apollo: You know? Because I'm the music god?

Artemis: You have to be there at 7:45 sharp. Apollo: Or is it 7:46 flat? Artemis:... Apollo: You know? Because I'm the music god? Artemis: Why are you like this

Hera: This was a 100% successful trip.

Hera: This was a 100% successful trip. Hestia: We lost Zeus-

Hera: This was a 100% successful trip. Hestia: We lost Zeus- Hera: This was a 100% successful trip.

Ares: My head hurts

Ares: My head hurts Athena: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Hope you enjoyed these, now I'm going to go hide and hope the Olympians don't smite me- bye!

Hope you enjoyed these, now I'm going to go hide and hope the Olympians don't smite me- bye! (if they don't kill me before next week, maybe I'll post another one!)

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