Laying out in the sun, stretched like chewing gum on a warm day, I sink into the warm moist soil. Despite my eyes being closed, I can feel the sun burning through my eyelids, piercing with fire. To tu...

I couldn't believe it. Honestly it was too much to consider. When I first tasted it, I was sure I had tasted it elsewhere. Creamy and rich, but just this strange tinge and odor. Almost off putting, es...

A letter to Barry

Howard and his reality

"Once upon a time, there was a man who lived in the land of the Wiggle-Woos, whose house was built out of gum drops and ginger bread. This man's name was Reginald, and he always had a smile on his fac...

I'm sorry about the shed. I was unaware that it was soaked in gasoline and that the barbie was set up too close to it. It wasn't my fault however that it was so windy out, nor was I the one who handed...

You were told an hour ago about teatime. It is cold and useless now. Hardly any flavor or even a sense of decency. How dare you? You bastard! Why I ought to pull up my breaches and kiss the stars with...

The Mallard. A striking bird, usually seen in paintings, hunting and fishing stores and a single hockey team. Though ubiquitous in cultures and societies, there is a glaring misconception about ducks....