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So once there was this rellly mean lamp poste it was callind me mean names and hitting me this went on for 2478654335789098145780246865366 years so i wonce said this is enuf so i went to the pole he l...

So i tas in ma room and a saw a skinny ot corse i thout mmmm thats looks noce so i wented to it and talked a big bite buted then i felted sik so i went and dwank som petrol but then i felted even mor...

My techer tolled eveyone to say sticz and stonz may brake my bones but wurds will never hirt me so i frew a dictanery at her she was like wat was that i sed so wurds can hirt you and the holl class wa...

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okay here we go fellaz been waiting for this one since 2637282728 bc ngl feeling pumped anywho here we go: kiwis in bikinis

it all started when i was drivin' meh plastic wallet round town one day and chomping water when i almost ran over my riht earlobe my eyelashes were like woah dudette calm the holey crocodile down

i prommisedde you a prt 2 so you fake llamas here it tis i wus on a date with bob the builders daughter one chritsmas and i gave her a prezzie it wos her dads hard helmet i said "arent you lucky" she...