It puzzles me
It truly befuddles me
How a grown ass dude,
a father of three
Can be so rude
While eating food
And smack his lips so violently
ParmesanJohn
@parmesanjohn
Can eat a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s in 00:59
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Cant tell if I sweat
So much cuz of my fat or
My water intake.
Self-awareness is a priority, yet answers elude me.
What’s the deal with Trail
Mix? It’s just an obstacle
Course for M&M’s
A jueves haiku inspired by Jerry Seinfeld’s standup.
So what if I cried
To Finding Dory? I’m just
A sensitive man.
A jueves haiku about the human condition
Around the room, confused, my friend scans
An explanation is what he demands
In his twentieth year
He was shocked to hear
Normal people don’t wipe with two hands.
A late afternoon limerick regarding a friend who unknowingly rejected the status quo.
We do not put enough emphasis on the fact that Joe Pesci is also a rapper.
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