So many people are pissed off about these “evil clowns” stalking different US cities. If you haven’t heard of them, well here’s some background.
Basically a bunch of men have begun lurking around stoplights or wooded areas, trying to lure kids and others away with them for evil doings.
They all wear weird clown makeup and very distinct outfits. It started in just one southern town, but now it’s spread across the country.
I’ve heard tons of people complaining about them. They’re even on the news going on and on about how these scary clowns are ruining the safety of our country. Look, I get it.
No one wants a disturbing guy in a clown costume bothering them. No one wants to think about their children being lured into the forest for god knows what.
And I guess now there’s been a murder? I don’t know. I’m not keeping up with the stories.
I suppose I should, being an American and all, but I’m sick of seeing them portrayed in such a negative light. Honestly, I love these guys.
For every creepy, harmless loser in a clown costume, that makes me just a little safer. Just a little less noticeable.
Because when an average man lures kids into the woods, it doesn’t make headlines, does it?
So thanks, clowns. You’ve got at least one fan out there.