Cactus's Great Crusade Part 5 out of 99
Cactus's Great Crusade Part 5 out of 99 romance stories
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Cactus's Great Crusade Part 5 out of 99

Cactus uses speedrunning strats to get to the Tavern fast. Once Cactus reaches the Saloon named "Soup Kitchen" He enters.

The last tavern he was in was of little help since the only backhair that they knew of was on his back. "AHOY there!" a very hairy monkey says.

"who though aret yow" Cactus says "They call me Backhair Jim, I am also known as Sir. Knuckle Arm the second" He says as he slowly drinks a margarita.

"Hey did you hear about the ketamine incident?" Cactus asks "NO, NOT AGAIN, NEVER WILL I OVERDOSE ON KETAMINE," Jim says happily. "I am nOt an alcoholic" he continues as he orders his 7th shot.

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