Worf the Yuppy Klingon by Elizabeth Hensley To Puff the Magic Dragon

Worf the Yuppy Klingon lived in the skies And struggled in the holodecks Aboard the Enterprise! Fiesty little Tasha Fought that Klingon Worf With battle ax and shining sword And other lethal stuff.

Together they would tussle Through purple, peaceful Space, Fighting things within the ship With surly, savage grace. Now Klingons outlive Humans In time 'bout two to four But one sad day poor Tasha died

Without his fiesty friend Worf could not be beat All else aboard the shining ship Were just too kind and sweet. So forever after Worf could then be seen Not fighting live and Human foes But only the machine. So forever after Worf could then be seen

Not fighting live and Human foes But only the machine.