Piglet exclaimed, "I don't know about that, Pooh. Last time I llooked, our bridge was under water!" But they did drag it that far. Suddenly Pooh's mouth dropped in amazed surprise just as far as it could go! "WOW!"
Pooh had caught sight of Miss Phoebe Penelope Polar Bear! And it was love at first sight! Miss Phoebe stared at Pooh through her thick glasses. The feeling was mutual! The next few minutes consisted of a honey-feast and free-for-all. They dipped their paws in the sweet stuff and fed each other. They got as much honey on them as in them!
Piglet giggled. The honey made leaves and spring green grass and crocuses stick to their fur. "Oh Pooh! Christoper Robin is so going to have to sham-pooh you!" Pooh giggled. "I don't care!" Miss Phoebe nodded.| "I don't care either, even if I don't know who this Christopher Robin is."
Finally she thought to ask, "Or you! Who are you?" Pooh introduced himself "I am Pooh! Winnie the Pooh!" "I am Miss Phoebe Penelope Polar Bear. And where are we?" "The Hundred Acre Woods" Pooh explained. "It is a very nice place. Would you marry me and come live at Pooh Corner?"?"
Phoebe smiled. "I would like that very much. Besides I have no where else to go. Let me tell you about myself. I know the words to every English song that has the word 'love' or 'Bear' in it. I can sing them backwards and forwards. I like to paint pictures of purple flowers like Irises and Violets, and I am good at it.
I have trouble reading facial expressions so if I seem weird to you, that is why. I get lost easily so don't lose sight of me, and I can't eat wheat or milk. But I love honey!" Pooh nodded. "You are perfect to me! I'll eat the milk and cookies for you and you can have the bigger share of my honey!"
Miss Phoebe Polar Bear nodded in delight. Owl married them. Christopher Robin was the Best Man. Roo played Flower Girl even though he is a Male. It was such a fun wedding even Eeyore smiled through most of it and Tigger managed to sit still enough no to cause a disruption.
And they all lived happily ever after. And Santa Claus got over his cold, made another Teddy Bear for Penny and made a special trip to deliver it.