Our friend Sir Isaac Newton, Knew a thing or two ‘Bout Bible codes and gravity And why the sky is blue! Our friend Sir Isaac Newton Figured Apples out And asteroids and planets And mountains big and stout.
Any object stationary wants to stay that way (Objects must be lazy like my Uncle Tray.)
Any object moving, wants to move no faster (Ambitious just a little bit like my Cousin Bubba Fester)
For every single action Things happen justly back Its true for shotguns, spaceships, And the ways that People act.
But any object moving, Tends to stay that way Less acted on by other things, So wear your belt today!
I’d rather it be seat belts that are that Other thing Than your head going thru my Windshield, Kid! 'Cause windshields cost great bling! :0)