On Cockney Speaking Aliens(To the Tune of, "Puff the Magic Dragon.") May There Always Be an England Land of Paddington and Pooh. Peter Pan and Hamlet Narnia and Who!

Yes, they'll always be an England. God tells them what to do. 'cause God is an Englishmen He helps them muddle through!

But till I saw a certain programme 'Bout a Doctor (You guess WHO!) I never dreamed ALL life out there Was veddy British too!