Ghost Garage Sales in the Burbs For Billianna (And yes this is a true story)

(To the Tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky) A lone Shopper went riding out One bright and sunny day, A hunting out for bargains As she sped along the way, When all at once a garage sale sign She spotted by the drive,

A quick left turn, another right, For bargains she did strive! Yuppie yi yo! Yuppie yi yay! Ghost garage sales in the burbs! The road was wide, the houses nice,

The shopper was intent, To find that sale but none did show No matter where she went! The only sign it ever was, Stood standing by the curb; Announcing what had once been there; Ghost garage sales in the burbs!

Yuppy yi yo! Yuppie yi yay! Ghost garage sales in the burbs! When none did show she ranted at This old sign undisturbed, A useless sign no longer good Which fooled the passing herds!

Oh Sellers take your old signs down Or with us you will ride, A trying to find what isn't there: Ghost garage sales in the burbs!