If its round and it’s a whirling Around a star its hurling, Or even if it isn't: If its wandering in Space. If its round then it’s a planet Rather ice or dirt or granite, To call such a thing a "planitoid" Is a dastardly disgrace!
If it's round and it's not chunky, As a meteor (squashed and lumpy) Then the thing's a planet No matter how small! As, "A Person is a Person, No matter how small. Size should not matter One drop of ET spit at all!
Size shouldn't matter,