Answering Ogden Nash
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Answering Ogden Nash

Asked my fellow Poet, Ogden Who is bright inside his Noggin. (And I quote) I thought about it a lot and figured out one reason God may have made the Flea. There are only two Primates who can start and stop their breath to avoid asphyxiation when swimming underwater; a Monkey who lives along rivers in South America and swims, and us. We also have sex, front to front as only water Animals do and we are almost hairless as are Hippos, Seals and Cetaceans. So sometime in our past history we lived near water. Fleas might have driven us to live near water to deal with them. Why God Made Fleas The Lord in his wisdom made the Flea To drive us to the salty Seas And salt water quickly killed the Fleas. Yes! Salt water killed the Fleas, So we could happily live itch-free! So to this day we long to be Beside the salty, laughing Seas! Our brains grew big along the Sea From foods full of Omega 3 We walked upright and learned to BE! (We became Ourselves beside the Sea!)

“The Lord in his wisdom made the Fly And then forgot to tell us why."

Flies are clean-up Droids. They eat much stuff that does annoy. Without Flies, Quite soon. We'd have doo-doo to the Moon!

Now someone tell me My oh Me! Why God went and made the Flea?! I thought about it a lot and figured out one reason God may have made the Flea.

I thought about it a lot and figured out one reason God may have made the Flea. There are only two Primates who can start and stop their breath to avoid asphyxiation when swimming underwater; a Monkey who lives along rivers in South America and swims, and us. We also have sex,

front to front as only water Animals do and we are almost hairless as are Hippos, Seals and Cetaceans. So sometime in our past history we lived near water. Fleas might have driven us to live near water to deal with them.

Why God Made Fleas The Lord in his wisdom made the Flea To drive us to the salty Seas And salt water quickly killed the Fleas. Yes! Salt water killed the Fleas,

So we could happily live itch-free!

So to this day we long to be Beside the salty, laughing Seas! Our brains grew big along the Sea From foods full of Omega 3 We walked upright and learned to BE!

(We became Ourselves beside the Sea!)

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