Lame Limerick #1) The Blind Man and Rough Water
Lame Limerick #1) 

The Blind Man 
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Rough Water natures-fury stories
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ojthewizard
ojthewizard Bookworm trying his hand at writing...
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Limericks are supposed to be funny. This one isn't. Well kinda. Nope definitely not. It depends. Nope. Alright I'll shut up now.

Lame Limerick #1) The Blind Man and Rough Water

There was an old man who went out to the sea

There was an old man who went out to the sea But there was a slight problem (he couldn't see!)

There was an old man who went out to the sea But there was a slight problem (he couldn't see!) Yep, the old man was blind

There was an old man who went out to the sea But there was a slight problem (he couldn't see!) Yep, the old man was blind And he said he didn't mind

There was an old man who went out to the sea But there was a slight problem (he couldn't see!) Yep, the old man was blind And he said he didn't mind If only he'd been warned 'bout the tsunami

END OF LIMERICK (and quite possibly the end of the old man's life)

END OF LIMERICK (and quite possibly the end of the old man's life) Wait. Hold Up.

Why didn't anybody tell him about the tsunami alert? Like seriously, he could've evacuated a long time ago. He'd still be here with the rest of us. Safe and sound.

Well he's missing now. I hope we find him.

Well he's missing now. I hope we find him. I hope he didn't drown...

THE END?

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