If You Ever Wanted to be a Secret Agent
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You knew what you signed up for.

If You Ever Wanted to be a Secret Agent

You spend three hours cleaning blood off a bathroom sink and wondering if you got it all.

You never do.

You spend an hour cleaning blood off a bathroom floor.

32 agents are needed for this operation.

When you return to HQ it is determined that only 19 are necessary in the future.

They won't cry or beg; you are nothing else if not professional.

The epidemic of murder-suicide cases involving entire families over the next few weeks is because of a new street drug that causes aggression.

You learn to ignore the blue-eyed child in your dreams. Eventually.

You burn the picture of you and Ben at his bachelor party.

"What are you talking about? I don't remember ever working with anyone named Ben."

You wonder if you ever actually did by now.

Your wife and child disappear after a shopping trip ten months later.

Only 18 agents are needed for this operation.

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