Gurl is you a Jedi?

« When I found you, I saw raw, untamed power

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Obi-Wan Kenobi the wise?

I have a limited number of catchphrase line

Dear diary,

Living in Tatooine is hard

Also NO! I SEE NO DRAGONS COMING OUT OF MY HIGH GROUND

You know what would be cool?

Me: Luke,

You remembered that one time I said “hello there” to R2?

High Ground cult decided a new concept

Yeah sure I’d love to get laid but anyone does that

There must be a reason why “hello there” is so popular

A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren in the shower, he said he had an 8-pack, that Kylo Ren was shredded

Fun fact:

Don’t get me wrong

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They told me I could become whatever I want

Come to think of it, it’s funny how we Jedi are called guardians of the peace in a universe named “Star Wars”

The dark side of the force is so overrated and old fashioned