Yorkshire Daftness... for our lass

By eck, a says, our lass is a looker

I said it out loud to me daftest mucker

She laughed like a drain, by eck it were funny

I don't know why cos she ain't got no money

My mam says I'm crazy, I dunt know why

She made bubble and squeak and it started to fry

So I made our lass some yorkshire pudding

With yorkshire curd tart o ever so yummy!

Us yorkshire lasses mun stick together

Through crazy covid and inclement weather