I want you to know that...
If anything happens to you...
Let me know.
I WILL protect you, (or try, yet I'm pretty weak) everyday.
Online of course.
What's that? You want hints on who this is?
Hmmm... I guess I could give you SOME hints.
We like to make jokes a lot.
We're serious... almost never of the time.
Do we like poems?
I'm not sure? Now ask them ;)
I know this was supposed to be a poem.
Guess it didn't work.
So... who is this special friend of mine?