Local Alchemist
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Meet your local alchemist.

Local Alchemist

another day, another lotion,

sighed, "much rather be making potions."

tedium, boredom, boil and bubble,

add a spice, then add it double,

stir it well and let it settle,

in a kettle,

made of metal.

what's your fancy, what's your trouble?

basin clogged with dwarven stubble?

make one balm,

you've made them all!

concoct a cream, *a cream?* — a cream!

one more grog burn,

swear I'll scream!

tedium, boredom, boil and bubble,

add a spice, then add it double,

stir it well and let it settle,

in a kettle,

made of metal.

give me dragons, give me daggers,

give me jewels with emerald feathers!

give me—"what?

what's this, right now?

of course I know exactly how!"

roots to find, true essence to distill,

roots to find, true essence to distill, adventure?

roots to find, true essence to distill, adventure? no, but pays the bills.

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