Reluctant Winter Holiday Song







Reluctant Winter Holiday Song humor stories
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i wrote this while eating breakfast. most of these things I've heard of other families having to deal with. Enjoy!

Reluctant Winter Holiday Song

When we walked in the door, something was amiss- my uncle took our keys, and my cousins smiled like sadists∼

(1, 2, 3, 4!)

This ain't how I wanted, my holiday to go! But that's just what happens, everyone becomes your foe.

im only wearing this sweater, because my mom said so. Like I'm kissing this girl, cause she drug me under the mistletoe

But it's better off than last year. what else could go wrong? it's the Reluctant Winter Holiday Song!

(Yee-Haw!)

Cousin Nick Got high again, All of my Uncles have been slapped. And if Jack keeps on going, Grandma's gonna get the strap!

I don't know how it's happened, but I've been gift-wrapped. And mom's had enough, finally, She said daddy's gonna be capped-

I better find my truck keys, I've been here far too long- It's my Reluctant Winter Holiday Song!

{Whoop here} (sick musical number)

The Presents are finally over, but I'm too drunk to drive. we'd make a lot of money, if someone streamed this live.

I just heard some screaming, bobby's girlfriend stole his pie. Someone's going to end up in the ER by the end of the night.

and the night gets so much better, every time the doorbell goes ding-dong! (yeah right!)

It's the Reluctant Winter Holiday- (When can I just run away?) It's the Reluctant Winter Holiday- (Can I finish what I was going to say?) it's the reluctant Winter Holiday Song!!!!!! (Holiday Song!)

Thanks for reading!❤ Hope everyone's holiday season is Bright and Merry, no matter what, where, or why you're celebrating!

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