He-llooooo every1!! Welcum 2 The Habitat, for all your Happiness need's!
I C it iz everryone'z firust day heer! wellll, it'z nice too meet u all! i'm Dr. Habit, the owner of thiz eztablishmennt!
now, you may azk, "wut am i doingz heer?" and to that i answer...
"why, it'z oh-so-simple!!" u come 2 The Habitat cuz your sad, leav wen your happi, and if you can't get happi, stick around 4 the BiG EvENT! (MANDATORY)
now, it'z tiem to wakey-up from you're sleepy-sleeps! and remember, someday...
you'll all smile for me.